Saturday, 31 December 2016

FILMS OF 2016

Hello people and welcome to this year's
TOP AND
BOTTOM

TEN MOVIES
OF 2016!

2016 hasn't been a great year for movies, indeed only one film this year managed to garnish a 10/10 particularly summer blockbusters which on the whole were pretty unimpressive, sure things like Captain America were great and Deadpool was funny and different but the less said about Batman Vs Superman the better! Oh and then there was X-men Age of Apocalypse. We had dozens of sequels that all failed to inspire, none more so that the shockingly piss poor Independence Day II which was so bad it almost made me cry. Then there was a new Jason Bored movie, the new opening chapter of the next Harry Potter franchise and huge budget blockbuster of a successful video game, which despite tanking in the US has been guaranteed a franchise on the strength of its Chinese box office takings alone.

So, here we go, in descending order the Top Ten films of the year.

TOP TEN.

10.  CREED
9.  SPOTLIGHT
8.  NICE GUYS
7.  ZOOTROPOLIS
6.  KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS
5.  THE GIRL WITH ALL THE GIFTS
4.  CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR
3.  THE ARRIVAL
2.  HELL OR HIGH WATER



1. ROOM

http://seeingfilmssoyoudonthavetoo.blogspot.co.uk/2016/02/10-room.html
A stunning and deeply powerful film that I utterly fell in love with. Just left me staggered to my core. If you've not seen it then give it a go, it'll leave you sobbing and moved.

BOTTOM TEN
10.  TRIPLE NINE
9.    BEN HUR
8.    POINTBREAK
7.    JASON BOURNE 

6.    ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS
5.    THE HUNTSMAN: WINTER'S WAR
4.    DAD'S ARMY

3.    GODS OF EGYPT 
2.    GRIMSBY 

1. NOW YOU SEE ME 2
http://seeingfilmssoyoudonthavetoo.blogspot.co.uk/2016/07/47-how-you-see-me-2.html

This was a difficult result, the bottom five films were staggeringly shit, truly god awful, but Now You See Me 2 truly took the biscuit. A sorry, sad and dispicable sac of putrid shit, which had not one iota of enjoyment in it, I can't remember why I gave it a score of 1/10 maybe because I've actually seen worse than this.

ALL FILMS IN DESCENDING ORDER
  1.  ROOM 10/10
  2.  HELL OR HIGH WATER 9/10 
  3.  THE ARRIVAL 9/10
  4.  CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR 9/10 
  5.  THE GIRL WITH ALL THE GIFTS 9/10
  6.  KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS 9/10
  7.  ZOOTROPOLIS 9/10
  8.  NICE GUYS 9/10
  9.  SPOTLIGHT 9/10
  10.  CREED 8/10 
  11. STAR TREK BEYOND 8/10
  12. 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE 8/10 
  13.  EDDIE THE EAGLE 8/10 
  14.  WAR ON EVERYONE 8/10 
  15.  THE ACCOUNTANT 8/10 
  16.  ROGUE ONE 8/10
  17.  PASSENGERS 8/10
  18.  BLEED FOR IT 8/10
  19.  MISS PEREGRINE'S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN 8/10
  20.  BRIDGET JONES'S BABY 8/10
  21.  THE EDGE OF SEVENTEEN 8/10
  22.  HARDCORE HENRY 8/10
  23.  FINDING DORY 8/10  
  24.  DEEPWATER HORIZON 8/10
  25.  SAUSAGE PARTY 8/10
  26.  PETE'S DRAGON 8/10
  27.  THE REVANANT 8/10
  28.  KUNG FU PANDA 3 8/10
  29.  THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN 7/10
  30.  HATEFUL EIGHT 7/10
  31.  CRIMINAL 7/10  
  32.  THE LEGEND OF TARZAN 7/10
  33.  BASTILLE DAY 7/10  
  34.  BLOOD FATHER 7/10
  35.  FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS 7/10
  36.  MONEY MONSTER 7/10
  37.  LONDON HAS FALLEN 7/10
  38.  X-MEN: APOCALYPSE 7/10
  39.  MIDNIGHT SPECIAL 7/10
  40.  DEADPOOL 7/10
  41.  HIGH RISE 7/10
  42.  HAIL, CAESAR 7/10 
  43.  ALLIED 7/10
  44.  FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM 7/10 
  45.  DON'T BREATHE 7/10 
  46.  JACK REACHER: DON'T GO BACK 6/10
  47.  BAD MOMS 6/10
  48.  GOOSEBUMPS 6/10
  49.  GHOSTBUSTERS 6/10
  50.  WARCRAFT: THE BEGINNING 6/10 
  51.  MIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES 6/10
  52.  INDEPENDENCE DAY: RESURGENCE 5/10
  53.  JOY 5/10 
  54.  MORGAN 5/10 
  55.  THE MECHANIC: RESURRECTION 5/10
  56.  WHY HIM? 5/10
  57.  INFERNO 5/10 
  58.  OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY 4/10
  59.  SUICIDE SQUAD 4/10
  60.  BATMAN VS SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE 4/10
  61. CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE 4/10
  62.  ZOOLANDER 2 4/10
  63.  THE DIVERGENT SERIES: ALLEGIANCE 4/10
  64.  NOCTURNAL ANIMALS 4/10
  65.  A BIGGER SPLASH 4/10 
  66.  TRIPLE NINE 4/10 
  67.  BEN HUR 3/10
  68.  POINTBREAK 3/10
  69.  JASON BOURNE 3/10
  70.  ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS 3/10
  71.  THE HUNTSMAN: WINTER'S WAR 3/10
  72.  DAD'S ARMY 2/10
  73.  GODS OF EGYPT 2/10
  74.  GRIMSBY 2/10 
  75.  NOW YOU SEE ME 2 1/10 
 Re-ISSUES
  1. IRON GIANT (re-release) 10/10
  2. BARRY LYNDON (RE-ISSUE) 10/10 
  3. PASSPORT TO PIMLICO (re-release) 10/10 
  4. LAVENDER HILL MOB (re-release) 10/10
  5. INDEPENDENCE DAY LIVE 10/10
  6.  BRIDGE OF SPIES (2015) 9/10

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